Guten Tag meine Damen und Herren,
This is @nvo reporting from the-middle-of-nowhere, Germany. In a few short hours, we’ll all know exactly what lies on the other side of the second major countdown to grace the headline banners of Bitclout.com… Maybe another countdown? (could you imagine?)
In other news, did you have fun taking a trip down memory lane this evening with all your old notifications? Since we figure you’ve had enough reminiscing for one day, here’s some new content to pass the hours ‘till the next confetti-equivalent showers down our pages 🎉 Auf geht’s!
Cover photo by @AylaCroft
The dust settles. Across the post-apocalyptic landscape we see the piles of rubble the deflation bomb left behind. Through the smoke and ash we notice something in the distance. It looks familiar.. could it be… another ticker? This one is quicker than before. 1 day 4 hours 17 mins3 seconds. Tick… tick… tick…
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Bits on the menu tonight:
Howdy there, partners 🤠,
Welcome to another edition of the famous @BitsTODAY Happy Hour! To kick things off today, we’d like to propose a toast to our very own @dripcult and @nicolek, who got married yesterday! May you both enjoy many, many happy moons together 🚀🌙. The champagne is on us tonight — go crazy kiddos 🥂.
Alrighty, before we get started, here’s some Happy Hour humor from one of our new fav creators to follow, @framesequence.
We’d still drink you, @corona, don’t worry 😘. While we’re setting the tone, need some tunes to listen to while you enjoy this…
Another day, another @BitsTODAY article to get you over the 🐪. Let us open the kimono and give you all a glimpse of how team Bitstoday’s Wednesday went down. @dripcult curated this issue while packing and getting ready for his wedding — TOMORROW (congrats brochacho). @nvo wrote this issue while coasting a cool 42k feet above sea level on a flight across the country. @ASG edited this issue after throwing an absolute RAGER of a Spider-man themed birthday party for his toddler. And if you are reading this, we still managed to get the issue shipped. …
Good day everyone,
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Today’s Clout Covered:
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Today, @BitsTODAY turns the big 0–4–0 🎂. What should we fixate on for our mid-life crisis? Buying a shiny @greenlambo off of its existing owner? A full sleeve of Bitclout tattoos to trump @clayperrymusic, @wendyleigh and @aylacroft? Doubling down on trying to get @maebeam to notice our advances?
Well, as fun as all of the above sounds, we have no plans to croak around edition 080. @nvo may…
Bits on the menu tonight:
First things first. In partnership with @bitcloutsignal, here’s an exclusive look at today’s movers and shakers:
Who’s en route to Miami? Already here? @ASG is representing @BitsTODAY on the ground already, @dripcult is in the air as we speak, and @nvo is landing tomorrow (he had to write this edition, after all). We couldn’t be more excited to meet our readers, investors, as well as each other over the coming days. Of course, for those of you not able to join us, we’re going to do our utmost to regale you with all the hot gos from the week’s festivities, in addition to you know… anything substantial and actually noteworthy that happens.
What is going on in crypto markets right now? And how does it affect Bitclout? For one, the core Bitclout team has regularly changed the Bitcoin price to which $clout is pegged in order to manage the price shown on Bitclout.com. That’s why you didn’t see it dip as hard as other crypto assets like Bitcoin and ETH in recent weeks. Feels good huh?
Platform usage slowed significantly the last time BTC dipped hard. That’s what happens in crypto when there’s big dips; participants get discouraged or worse…
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How’s everyone doing? For our clouters in the states, we hope you enjoyed the day off and took time to commemorate and honor the many heroes who have died in service to our country. For the first time perhaps ever, the @BitsTODAY team will pass on the clout pun intros 🙏.
BitsTODAY, a nightly digest of far-out experiments, sick posts, general absurdity, and everything in between happening in the world of clout… rn.